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Post by renfield on Feb 12, 2005 13:57:52 GMT
The world of Socks is a planet in the galaxy of Burger (Pronounced Burger!)
The sock people are numerous and reside in small cupboards known as Cupboards. These "cupboards" are cupboard-like and have small cupboards inside them. They themselves have cupboards and smaller sock people. The socks wear socks and they inturn have small lice called Sockettes. These live in smaller cupboards and have large ears. On the ears, live an even smaller race called the Ear people and have no ears. These are the luckiest of all, as on them there are a small race known as the people of the divine pants. These are an ancient race that use pants for shelter and some holy rituals. (many involving sacrificial offering of, yep you guessed it....calculators) These are given to the gods (known as Romulus and Eddy) and they give their love and righteous blessings to the hierarchy of people. Did I mention they were 16ft tall, have several pairs of feet and only wear pink? If not, they are 16ft tall, have several pairs of feet and only wear pink. Thats it.
*NO IT ISN'T* yes it is quentin *No there's more* SHUT UP *slaps quentin and plays knife games* *stabs finger* *faints* *gets up*
Where are my socks?
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Post by Cheesel the Menace on Feb 12, 2005 13:59:33 GMT
*tackles Renfield to the ground*
Sssssssshhhh! We don't talk about socks here...
*whispers* they eat toes!
*scuttles off*
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Feb 12, 2005 22:56:10 GMT
Grittings, o ye of the sock people! Welcome to House Gibber!
*moons and flees*
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Post by Cheesel the Menace on Feb 13, 2005 2:11:31 GMT
*throws sock at fleeing Lady Gibber*
Parasite!
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Post by Tva on Feb 13, 2005 2:47:55 GMT
Please tell me you havent been wandering around in my mind, I have enough trouble with harvey and Dagoth rane stomping around in there ^_~
But enought of theis complaints the quine marys comeing though watch out rice pudding this way. *whispers* oh and look out for the fence......
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Post by Cheesel the Menace on Feb 13, 2005 2:54:09 GMT
*trips over fence*
Darn fence - this time, it's personal!
*smashes fence with crowbar*
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Post by Tva on Feb 13, 2005 3:00:12 GMT
*mad grisely bear eating sheep turns up and bashes jeni* I warn you do not touch the fence or bad things will happen you have been warned. *nods*
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Post by Cheesel the Menace on Feb 13, 2005 3:15:56 GMT
*bites sheep's neck*
*drinks sheep's blood*
*turns into vampire*
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggghhhhhhhhhh!
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Post by renfield on Feb 13, 2005 14:19:55 GMT
*Tap dances furiously on the broken fence, finishing in broadwayesque position, hands shaking quickly in a jazz hand fashion*
Well, that me done for today
*snaps own neck* *falls to floor* *gyrates softly to calming music* *wakes* *continues dancing until somebody hits him* *urges people to do so* SOOOOOOOOOOCKS!!!!!!!!
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Post by Cheesel the Menace on Feb 13, 2005 14:21:48 GMT
Blooooooooooooooooood!
*bites Renfield's neck*
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Feb 13, 2005 19:58:16 GMT
*stops jeni* now now, hes new, and only half-sane so far. Fudge is much more healthy....*bears teeth*
*welcomes Tva*
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Post by renfield on Feb 13, 2005 20:09:33 GMT
*falls to floor* *rises effortlessly, facing Jeni* MORE!
*Rushes towards Jeni, jumping at her blood filled neck* *sinks fangs into neck* *Renfield is now at Jeni's command* I will do anything master! *looks at Dagoth* *jumps at her too*
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Feb 13, 2005 20:12:08 GMT
*pokes Renfield in the gizzard*
I declare you insane enough to become a full member of House Gibber. Be ye ever insane!
You are now allowed to post in any area you like.
*kicks nearest member*
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Post by Dagoth Rane on Feb 14, 2005 2:09:42 GMT
*Erupts into a rage* ROAR!
Tva! I do NOT stom in your mind! You stomp in MINe! Wait, on second thoughts, let's blame Harvey!
*Blinks at Jeni* Hey! I'm the VAMP here!
*Tackle glomps Renfield* Welcome to the house of gibber! A certifiable giggle ^_~
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Post by Tva on Feb 14, 2005 2:14:57 GMT
*Erupts into a rage* ROAR! Tva! I do NOT stom in your mind! You stomp in MINe! Wait, on second thoughts, let's blame Harvey! *Blinks at Jeni* Hey! I'm the VAMP here! *Tackle glomps Renfield* Welcome to the house of gibber! A certifiable giggle ^_~ Ok ok you don't stomp but I do keep finding crumbs ^_~ and jeni I'd watch out if I was you. *goes off to cofert the fence*
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