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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Nov 16, 2004 11:57:15 GMT
Sanitarium: My name is Vera, I think it sounds nice. I ate my husband with carrots and rice!
Chop 'em all up, put 'em in a pot, add some potatoes and see what you've got.
Is that man wearing furry bear slippers?
Mothers coming! MOTHERS COMING!
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Post by Fudge on Nov 17, 2004 13:21:41 GMT
Someone just fell off their chair in my class and someone shouted, "The chair couldn't handle the weight!"
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Nov 17, 2004 20:07:00 GMT
hehehe! who?
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Post by Fudge on Nov 21, 2004 15:08:22 GMT
Jamie Debbage fell off his chair. I think it was Darren Tanner who said the stuff. I hope they don't mind but everyone on the Internet now knows their names!
Moulin Rouge -
The Duke: Oh look, dear, a little frog! (does a hilariously weird little crawling shuffling thing)
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Nov 23, 2004 19:17:58 GMT
Sanitarium:
Sarah: Ow!
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Post by Fudge on Nov 25, 2004 8:42:25 GMT
Hard Boiled:
Chow Yun Fat: Thanks, baby, your pee put out the flames
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Nov 25, 2004 10:26:29 GMT
Sanitarium: There's a tremendous stink coming through here!
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Post by Fudge on Dec 9, 2004 19:50:29 GMT
Little Britain: Computer says no.
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Post by Fudge on Dec 9, 2004 19:53:09 GMT
Local Essex primary school's play version of the book David Copperfield
Euriah Heep: Hold your tongue, mother!
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Dec 10, 2004 6:50:31 GMT
Little Britain:
(Social Worker) Where is your baby?
(Vicki Pollard) Swapped it for a westlife CD...
(Social Worker) How could you do such a thing!?
(Vicki Pollard) Yeah I know! They're rubbash.
Don't give me evils!
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Post by Fudge on Dec 11, 2004 20:11:34 GMT
Little Britain: (at a burger bar andy (pointing in direction of a hot dog): I want that one.
lou: Are you sure you want a hot dog? Last week you said you didn’t like hot dogs, you said the way the sausage was squashed inside the roll reminded you of an unfortunate incident involving two 16-stone nurses and a choking fit.
andy: Yeah I know.
lou: but you’re still sure you want the hot dog. we don’t want all the kerfuffle of having to queue up again, do we?
andy: Hot dog.
lou (sighs): All right, two hot dogs please.
andy: I wanna burger.
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Post by Fudge on Dec 22, 2004 20:05:13 GMT
Blade 3 - Trinity:
I've got two things to say to you. One, your hair is rediculous. Two, I've eaten garlic and have just farted. I've done a silent but deadly...
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Dec 22, 2004 20:46:10 GMT
Muppet christmas carol: bah humbug!
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Post by Dagoth Rane on Dec 25, 2004 22:19:15 GMT
Stargate Atlantis:
Dr: *looking at lifeform sensor* How do we know which dot is the Major? Soldier: He's the dot getting rid of the other dots!
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Dec 25, 2004 22:51:18 GMT
PoPWW: You bitch!
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