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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Feb 10, 2005 14:40:40 GMT
*gets trodden*
*tries not to wriggle or make a noise*
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Post by Dagoth Rane on Feb 10, 2005 20:55:37 GMT
*Runs in screaming*
*Explodes*
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Post by Cheesel the Menace on Feb 12, 2005 14:11:12 GMT
*fires crossbow at Dagoth Rane*
Curses!
*reloads crossbow*
*looks down at rug*
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Feb 12, 2005 23:58:39 GMT
*has migrated to the closet*
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Post by Dagoth Rane on Feb 14, 2005 2:21:54 GMT
*Pulls crossbow out of shoulder* Damn crossbows... if I wasn't undead... *whacks Jeni with a crossbow bolt* What who you're shooting!  |
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Post by Fudge on Feb 14, 2005 10:45:28 GMT
*burns own crossbow in attempt to have peace on earth*
*gives up and shoots firey bolts towards everyone*
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Post by Cheesel the Menace on Feb 14, 2005 16:50:46 GMT
Ow! Dagoth Rane, you're ruining my vendetta!
*scowls*
*ducks Fudge's firey bolts, shooting Fudge in one smooth motion*
*reloads crossbow*
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Post by Dagoth Rane on Feb 14, 2005 17:43:08 GMT
*Runs away from firey bolts*
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Feb 14, 2005 20:03:02 GMT
*brings out Oddworld Stranger style crossbow*
Now this brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Live ammo'...
*blasts Jeni with Sting Bees, and incapacitates Fudge with Shock Flies*
*fires a squirrel-like lure to dagoth rane to make her fall into a trap*
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Post by Dagoth Rane on Feb 14, 2005 21:37:44 GMT
*Falls into the trap*
I'm trapped!
Thank you Captain Obivious.
I'm not Captain Obvious, I'm Major Pain!
No you're not you're Dagoth Rane!
That's right!
*Uses Divine Lunatic powers to rise out of trap*
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Feb 15, 2005 12:54:25 GMT
*ties Dagoth Rane up with special spider bullets*
*takes her to New Yolk city to collect the bounty*
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Post by Dagoth Rane on Feb 16, 2005 17:13:59 GMT
Agh! Children of Arachna! Release me from your webby tangle and I shall sing praises to your 8 legged mother! *wriggles*
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Feb 16, 2005 20:45:34 GMT
*giggles at dagoth ranes predicament and leave to go stand on jeni*
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Post by Fudge on Feb 17, 2005 9:45:50 GMT
*lies, injured, motionless*
*rises from the dead and farts all troubles away*
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Feb 17, 2005 11:20:54 GMT
*chokes on stench*
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