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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Jul 19, 2004 14:21:08 GMT
Do not eat your fire alarm. (please ask why)
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Post by Dagoth Rane on Jul 19, 2004 23:15:15 GMT
Why?
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Jul 20, 2004 15:31:28 GMT
Becuase they have alpha radiation, so if you eat them then you die!
Wisdom number 2: Small children have malicious intent.
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Post by Tva on Jul 21, 2004 13:31:44 GMT
Oh and there I was thinking it was just all the human race.
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Post by Dagoth Rane on Jul 21, 2004 14:25:32 GMT
Wasn't alpha radiation the one that doesn't even pass through paper? -_-
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Jul 22, 2004 21:35:44 GMT
yes, but if it hits your DNA, then it knocks it apart, so they either turn cancerous, or you mutate. (unfortunatey, the latter is very unlikely)
Wisdom number 3: Chocolate Waffles are not to be trusted.
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Post by Tva on Jul 22, 2004 23:17:35 GMT
*Is backed into a corner* Now you tell me!!
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Jul 23, 2004 9:13:39 GMT
Quickly, eat the waffle before it is too late!!!!! *its too late*
Wisdom number 4: It is unwise to fill your underpants with corrosive substances.
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Post by Dagoth Rane on Aug 5, 2004 2:31:03 GMT
Number four is very true XD I know a guy who had a near incident with some bromine! ;D  |
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Aug 5, 2004 19:50:38 GMT
Heeheehee, what a fool!
Wisdom number 5: Face oils make a poor substitute for butter. (that one was courtesy of my brother)
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Post by Fudge on Sept 22, 2004 13:54:26 GMT
Here's a fact for you: If you spin loadsa times in one direction than twice in the other, you won't get dizzy!
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Sept 22, 2004 15:20:49 GMT
Rampant vandalism does not solve world problems.
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Post by Tva on Sept 22, 2004 22:45:31 GMT
I take it you have proof of these facts. *glares*
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Post by Fudge on Sept 23, 2004 8:15:57 GMT
my fact is true. i tried myself. you seem ever so more psychotic when you sing 'ring around a roses' when you're spinning. dad laughed nervously and ran away when he saw me doing this!
Fudge's Amazing Fact No. 2: Singing nursery rhymes slowly destroys the mentality of even the strongest of people!
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Sept 23, 2004 14:10:25 GMT
Rabid frogs should not be given to your firends.
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