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Post by renfield on Feb 21, 2005 21:02:54 GMT
*picks up gun and shoots horse* *sells it to glue factory, and lots of kittens!!!!!!!!!!*
Jeni, I love you! *shoots her with tranquiliser*
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Post by Cheesel the Menace on Feb 21, 2005 23:28:49 GMT
*cowers behind boulder*
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Post by renfield on Feb 23, 2005 17:08:15 GMT
*gets on to one knee* Will you kill me?
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Post by Dagoth Rane on Feb 24, 2005 2:38:56 GMT
yes I do so Rane, what do you think of Cedric and Quentin? They are fascinating facets of your psyche, my other selves agree, but proposing to dear Jeni, down upon one knee? Surely you'd be better off, over here with me?
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Post by Cheesel the Menace on Feb 24, 2005 13:12:35 GMT
*scowls at Dagoth Rane*
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Post by renfield on Feb 24, 2005 16:58:30 GMT
*does same to Dagoth Rane* will you kill (or marry) me?
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Post by Dagoth Rane on Feb 24, 2005 21:04:49 GMT
Surely. *bites Renfield's neck, ressurecting him as a servant of the night, and myself*
*Smirks*
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Post by Cheesel the Menace on Feb 24, 2005 21:43:42 GMT
*scowls*
No eating the brand new shiny members!
*polishes Renfield*
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Post by Dagoth Rane on Feb 25, 2005 0:45:54 GMT
But he smells so nice and new! Like fabric softener dew on freshly mowed astroturf! (as Jeanette would say)
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Post by renfield on Feb 25, 2005 16:28:46 GMT
*Gets up, in zombie like manner* Dagoth Rane, Myself, Cedric and Quentin worship only you. You are our god.We shall be called the Ranians.
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Post by Dagoth Rane on Feb 25, 2005 16:32:08 GMT
I can tell you and are going to get along like fire hoses. When we're together, there's bound to be flames *grins*
I don't think you've undergone the ritual eyebrow burning yet... *flicks out lighter* Come here servant *grins*
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Post by renfield on Feb 25, 2005 21:54:46 GMT
*does as told* ah, I lov you Rane *hugs ranes leg*
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Post by Dagoth Rane on Feb 26, 2005 0:58:36 GMT
*Pets Renfield and the facets of his pysche then lights his eyebrows* I now pronounce you a fully initiated member of House Gibber! ;D Gather round fellow members and have your eyebrows lit! *waves lighter*
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Post by Cheesel the Menace on Feb 26, 2005 16:51:49 GMT
*eats lighter*
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Feb 27, 2005 20:12:42 GMT
*is in fits of laughter after reading the previous posts*
Oh dear, Renfield. Straigtjacket wont be pleased with YOU. *cough postonflummoxfever cough*
*burns eyebrows of nearest member* (i think it was Jeni*
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