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Post by Lady Lefty on Apr 3, 2006 21:19:32 GMT
Ok, I went to the supermarket to buy shopping and just grabbed things off the shelf without carefully studying the labels (hangs head in shame). When I got back to my room I noticed one product had a slogan that was amusing and when I read it to my flatmate he started reading the back and found even more hilarious claims. As it is my night off I've decided to post it as a challenge for someone to guess the product: Claim Number 1: It can kill you instantly...  Next Clue in a few days |
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Post by Tva on Apr 3, 2006 21:26:38 GMT
Errrrrrrmmmmm............... tropicana? XD
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Post by fudge on Apr 8, 2006 13:31:09 GMT
RAT POISON!!
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Post by beansprut on Apr 8, 2006 14:48:26 GMT
CILLIT BANG!!!
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Post by Lady Lefty on Apr 9, 2006 10:53:55 GMT
Nope, you don't need any proof of age or anything this product you just pick off the shelf.
Clue Number 2: "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"
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Post by beansprut on Apr 9, 2006 20:21:36 GMT
heh he he...mac donalds?
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Post by Lady Lefty on Apr 10, 2006 16:33:23 GMT
No, thank god my local supermarket doesn't have one there would be loads of kids there then. I have four stars - I have gone up in the world!  |
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Post by beansprut on Apr 10, 2006 18:27:02 GMT
you know considering i only joined in Feb (i think) I've worked up the ranks well quick!!!
Maybe what you bought was... matches?
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Post by Lady Lefty on Apr 11, 2006 23:23:00 GMT
That is impressive though I'm a little lazy and only post on a few threads.  No, not matches though I was going to put in the next clue that it is also "EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE", I must only use a small amount and must keep away from cigarettes and candles - it sounds quite deadly! Though I discovered that someone else in my flat has been dicing with death and using this product. |
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Apr 12, 2006 18:53:27 GMT
Lighter fluid?
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Post by beansprut on Apr 12, 2006 19:31:47 GMT
NAIL VARNISH????
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Post by Lady Lefty on Apr 19, 2006 20:28:35 GMT
Ok sorry I have been offline for a while I'm back now for ages, beansprut is the closest guess in that this would be in that I formerly would have described it in the harmless products section
Final Clue (am getting bored and want to see people's reactions): "The ultimate ****** experience"
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Post by beansprut on Apr 20, 2006 13:21:02 GMT
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on May 7, 2006 17:36:09 GMT
Some kind of aerosol....?
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Post by Dagoth Rane on May 9, 2006 16:10:40 GMT
Nail varnish remover?
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