Post by Tva on Jul 4, 2004 23:25:53 GMT
So professor what will we be doing today………..
How to make the perfect milk shake, without milk. First you must take your average chipmunk not to big but it must be healthy, (a good way to tell this is whether or not it can hold on with its teeth whilst being shook around because there embedded in your finger, This is likely to happen during one of the later processes so you may want to get a gullible helper.)
Once you have captured your chipmunk place it in a large beaker filed with syrup not that this does any thing to the flavor but it will stop your chipmunk running away so fast, and if left on the ground it may attract a Tibetan monk which can be used for seasoning. (If he’s got his spade with him keep it near, you may find I useful in subduing your socks.)
You must now get some other ingredients; three beetles one cow………shaped lawn ornament a passing cyclist and a web cam. (Well you want it to look good.) you may also want to add anyone you want to get rid of it will do nothing for the flavor though it may give you the strawberry color without using E numbers, (if you think this might be illegal don’t worry……..they thought acid got rid of evidence.)
How to make the perfect milk shake, without milk. First you must take your average chipmunk not to big but it must be healthy, (a good way to tell this is whether or not it can hold on with its teeth whilst being shook around because there embedded in your finger, This is likely to happen during one of the later processes so you may want to get a gullible helper.)
Once you have captured your chipmunk place it in a large beaker filed with syrup not that this does any thing to the flavor but it will stop your chipmunk running away so fast, and if left on the ground it may attract a Tibetan monk which can be used for seasoning. (If he’s got his spade with him keep it near, you may find I useful in subduing your socks.)
You must now get some other ingredients; three beetles one cow………shaped lawn ornament a passing cyclist and a web cam. (Well you want it to look good.) you may also want to add anyone you want to get rid of it will do nothing for the flavor though it may give you the strawberry color without using E numbers, (if you think this might be illegal don’t worry……..they thought acid got rid of evidence.)
