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Post by renfield on Mar 5, 2005 14:30:10 GMT
Come in and sit down. Just tell me whats wrong and I'll prescribe something.
Straitjacket is my nurse!
*gives indecent nurse uniform, with holes in places!*
So, drop in-amd drop dead!
*cackles evilly*
NOTE:all PVC used here is cleaned at least once a decade and does NOT have parts of the elderly stuck to it..ooohh..an arm!
*runs off to fetch old bone saw, old RUSTY bone saw*
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Mar 5, 2005 16:44:13 GMT
afraid.......
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Post by renfield on Mar 5, 2005 20:50:48 GMT
well, I can see you have a case of the Flummox Fever.
Take these Fox mints twice a day. Spit them out though, otherwise you might catch Abes Disease.
Well, the nurse will show you out.
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Mar 5, 2005 22:05:49 GMT
*eats foxes mints verociously and spews them around merrily*
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Post by Dagoth Rane on Mar 6, 2005 21:26:43 GMT
I'm here on a blood drive.
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Mar 7, 2005 12:39:45 GMT
*gives Dagoth ranes blood a driving lesson*
there you go, all cured!
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Post by renfield on Mar 7, 2005 19:03:38 GMT
EXCUSE ME ,I'M THE DOCTOR!
Now, to operate
*ok, but first i've got to perfrom surgery*!
(shut up)
DOCTORS PLEASE, not infront of our patron, Miss Rane
*smiles weatly*
Apologies, now I can give you some valium or not?
which would you prefer?
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Post by Dagoth Rane on Mar 7, 2005 23:59:38 GMT
I'll settle for a blood bag.
Lapis: *wails*
Or two.
Lapis: *sees a clock and starts screaming again*
Hm, since I'm here do you have a cure for Lapis' chronomentrophobia?
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Post by Cheesel the Menace on Mar 8, 2005 11:37:19 GMT
*spills guts in hospital*
*is happy and leaves*
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Post by renfield on Mar 8, 2005 20:46:09 GMT
well, its TIME for you to WATCH me give your cure. Take this TWICE a day HOURLY and you should be be TICKING like CLOCKWORK.
*hands clock crushing kit*
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Mar 8, 2005 22:48:15 GMT
I have short and long term memory loss.....
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Post by Dagoth Rane on Mar 9, 2005 1:36:09 GMT
Lapis: Whee-hee! Thank you! =D Tick tock! *bounces out*
Now if only we could cure Noir she'd be fine XD *wanders out after Lapis*
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Post by Dagoth Gibber on Mar 9, 2005 15:59:15 GMT
Hello. Who am I?
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Post by Fudge on Mar 10, 2005 13:55:02 GMT
a mingkey called ralph
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Post by Cheesel the Menace on Mar 10, 2005 15:59:02 GMT
*locks up Lady Gibber in the Canteen*
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